Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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