Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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