nut hugger
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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