Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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