I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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