You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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