Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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