I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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