hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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