he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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