so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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