So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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