Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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