You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
