I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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