my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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