Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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