I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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