I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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