I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
we're so committed to being not committed
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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