why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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