It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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