Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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