my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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