Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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