He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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