Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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