tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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