I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Randomize
