I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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