Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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