I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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