Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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