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go home
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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