What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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