Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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