But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I had to cum in my sink.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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