Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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