I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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