Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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