you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
they need to just BURY HIM!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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