I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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