their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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