Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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