She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Randomize
