she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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