Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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