we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
