I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Be still, my beating vagina.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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