if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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